D'Arcy Developments

This item is what we call here a 'chatterbox' or 'fortune teller'. Some of you may know it by the name 'cootie catcher' though just what cooties are, is a matter of translation. (Actually some in depth research has enlightened me as to the true nature of 'cooties' so I feel less obfuscated than previously).

I digress. A friend of mine (known only as Gyfforrrd) moved house today. When we were in the stupid market I got a phone call from him, saying "come and see the new house". We obliged, with a 6 pack of the amazing "original VB", a bottle of Tanqueray and some warm tonic. While the gin and tonics were chilling in the fridge we had the tour and consumed the beer, and a bottle of champagne. D'Arcy had ginger beer and played with the Lego.

Actually, I still digress. Later another friend (Salim- can you see where this is heading?) came round and we continued on the beer and moved towards the gin. As we were doing this, D'Arcy requested some paper so he could make some planes. Gyff was reminded of the making of water bombs in our youth. D'Arcy was reminded by this of making the aforementioned 'chatterboxes' which he apparently learned at 'afters' (After School Care).

So, the meat of this post. D'Arcy's chatterbox contains the commands: west "Kiss Gifford" north "kiss S(a)lim south "kiss J(ay)" and, most dubiously east "drink win(e)." How did he learn the fundamentals of a drinking game already?!?!